There are a lot of things that, if you wanted to, you could legitimately blame on former JP Morgan employee London P.
Ina Drew getting fired. This awkward phone call. Some stuff you can't pin on him, though many have tried: male pattern baldness, the bombing of Pearl Harbor, Apple Maps, Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy, tempting as it may be.
Was this all just a hoax and he actually didn't lose any money at all? JPMorgan will let us know tomorrow at 7AM. Standard Price Is Right rules, closest without going over. Guesses in by 4PM today. Winner will receive his or her choice of a visit from the sandwich fairy, a highly coveted whale bath toy, or an I heart Dealbreaker button.
Despite Jamie Dimon's promise that JPMorgan will be "solidly profitable" for the quarter, some are skeptical given the growing estimates of Whale-boy's losses. And yourselves? Start considering your predictions now, as come July 13, there will be a visit from the Sandwich Fairy and a coveted bath toy for whoever comes closest without going over. You can take your said to be leavings and stick them where the sun don't shine for all Jamie Dimon cares!
Kristin Lemkau responded to a report on the New York Times website saying that Iksil is leaving the company. In case that was unclear. Also, no more "surprises" like you know what again, please. Steve Mnuchin. Wednesday, 31 January, Friday, 18 August, Friday, 4 August, FT Alphaville David Keohane. Further reading. Tuesday, 20 June, Wednesday, 22 March, Tuesday, 7 March, Wednesday, 2 March, Central banks. Brussels Briefing: Euro Trump. Tuesday, 23 February, Tuesday, 9 February, Madoff scandal.
Monday, 21 December, Companies By Region. Friday, 13 November, UK financial regulation. Sants calls for FCA to lose fining powers. Tuesday, 4 August, Libor scandal. Friday, 10 July, UK regulator fails to harpoon London Whale. Forex trading probes.
UBS forex trader Michael Agaisse reinstated after probe. FT Alphaville Eurozone economy. FirstFT the new 6am Cut. Thursday, 9 July, Tuesday, 9 June, FCA warns ruling on identification could slow probes.
Friday, 22 May, Beauty with a dark undercurrent: Isis takeover of Palmyra evokes mixed emotions among Syrians. Thursday, 23 April, Wednesday, 18 March, Michael Skapinker. JPMorgan, the London whale and the pursuit of a little fish.
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