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Episode 9 Halloween. Episode 10 The Treasure. Episode 11 The Apology. Episode 12 The Words. Episode 13 The Skull. Episode 14 The Bet. Episode 15 Christmas. Episode 16 The Watch. Episode 17 The Bumpkin. Episode 18 The Flakers. Episode 19 The Authority. Episode 20 The Virus. Episode 21 The Pony. Episode 22 The Hero. Episode 23 The Dream. Episode 24 The Sidekick. Episode 25 The Photo. Episode 26 The Tag. Episode 27 The Storm. Episode 28 The Lesson. Episode 29 The Game. Episode 30 The Limit.

Episode 31 The Voice. Episode 32 The Promise. Episode 33 The Castle. Episode 34 The Boombox. Episode 35 The Tape. Episode 36 The Sweaters. Episode 37 The Internet. Episode 38 The Plan. Episode 39 The World. Episode 40 The Finale. Episode 1 The Kids. Episode 2 The Fan. Episode 3 The Coach. Episode 4 The Joy. Episode 5 The Puppy. Episode 6 The Recipe. Episode 7 The Name. Episode 8 The Extras. Episode 9 The Gripes. Episode 10 The Vacation. Episode 11 The Fraud.

Episode 12 The Void. Episode 13 The Boss. Episode 14 The Move. Episode 15 The Law. Episode 16 The Allergy. Episode 17 The Mothers. Episode 18 The Password. Episode 19 The Procrastinators. Episode 20 The Shell. Episode 21 The Burden. Episode 22 The Bros. Episode 23 The Mirror. Episode 24 The Man. Episode 25 The Pizza. Episode 26 The Lie. Episode 27 The Butterfly. Episode 28 The Question. Episode 29 The Saint. Episode 30 The Friend.

Episode 31 The Oracle. Episode 32 The Safety. Episode 33 The Society. Episode 34 The Spoiler. Episode 35 The Countdown. Episode 36 The Nobody. Episode 37 The Downer. Episode 38 The Egg. Episode 39 The Triangle. Episode 40 The Money. Episode 1 The Return.

Episode 2 The Nemesis. Episode 3 The Crew. Episode 4 The Others. Episode 5 The Signature. Episode 6 The Check. Episode 7 The Pest. Episode 8 The Sale. Episode 9 The Gift. Episode 10 The Parking. Episode 11 The Routine. When Bhatia was a teenager, he witnessed his alcoholic uncle stabbing his father in the back. This, he says, pushed him into a youth filled with rage and resentment. Things got so bad that I had to leave my village before I turned Running away from home exposed Bhatia to the world beyond his village.

A year later, he got a job at a snack kiosk in a movie theatre, where he developed an interest in acting. When the viral clip leaked, an outraged Bhatia first wanted to sue the makers of the television show. On one YouTube video alone , the short scene has raked in over eight million views.

Bhatia bagged a role in Indonesia and moved to the country to start afresh in Today, he is starring in and producing his own film called Shukla The Tiger on a streaming platform , and is no longer known for just being a viral meme.

Follow Shamani on Instagram and Twitter. Barney: Don't get too cocky, Slappy. I just got a shipment of p0rn from Canada I have to go through. Barney: Canadian p0rn. Trust me when I tell you their universal health care system doesn't cover breast implants. If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni, I'll go "oat" of my mind.

Marshall: Hey. Listen, dude, I gotta talk to you, but you gotta promise me that you won't tell Barney. Marshall: I don't know but I cross-checked every record in Canada. There's no record of her ever being married. Ted: So, she lied to me?

What, what am I gonna do? I can't confront her 'cause then she'll know I told you. Marshall: You gotta lawyer her.

You gotta ask her a bunch of questions, try to trip her up, maybe make her feel guilty, whatever it takes to get a confession out of her. Ted: Thanks for telling me your secret.

It means so much to me that you could be so, what's the word I'm looking for, honest. Ted: In order for me to get total closure on this whole my-girlfriend-has-a-husband thing, I think I'm gonna need a little bit more information. Like, what month did you get married? Robin: June.

We had a June wedding. Robin: No, I just didn't know how to answer because we did butlered hors deouvres in the atrium, but the actual dinner was a buffet in the food court featuring a filet mignon or roasted potato-crusted salmon with a lobster scallion ber blanc. Robin: String quartet played at the ceremony, but for the actual reception we had a seven-piece band.

We paid extra for the sax 'cause I just love that smooth alto sound. Robin: See, this is why I don't tell people secrets. You were supposed to be the one person I trusted the most and even you couldn't keep a secret. Robin: Yeah, I was testing you and you failed, and now you're never gonna know why I never go to the mall.

And it's good too. What about you? Marshall: Uh, let's see. Uh, first, I took the subway to school, and I got a bagel. Then I went to the library and found out Robin was never married. And then I was hungry again so I went down to the vending machine Marshall: You told him? Lily: I had to. I'm Slap Bet Commissioner. Baby, this hurts me more than it's gonna hurt you. Ted: I just don't think it's healthy to keep big secrets in a relationship.

My parents didn't really talk to each other for thirty years and now they're divorced. Robin: I have shared more of myself with you than I have ever shared with anyone. I'm asking for this one secret, which has nothing to do with us, to just be mine. Barney: That's right, I know your secret, Robin. Or should I say Robin Sparkles? Robin: How do you know that name? Barney: 'Cause I know the truth. And I am about to show it to you right now.

Barney: Yeah, it's not gonna stay a secret. You see, in my research, I came upon a certain gentleman in Malaysia who is in possession of a certain video tape. He just emailed me that it will be up and running on MySpace in about, right now! Barney: Robin, please don't panic. I'm only going to show enough to prove to Marshall that I was right. Robin: No, it's time. Look, I appreciate what you're trying to do but if it's out there, there's no point in trying to hide it anymore.

Let's just watch it and be done with it. Robin Sparkles: Please, Mr. Johnson, I'm sorry I was a bad girl. Please don't give me detention. Isn't there something I can do to make it up to you? Barney: Well, obviously, I've been proven right, so in the interest of Robin's dignity, I won't show anymore. Plus, it's getting late. It's already slap o'clock. Ted, Barney, Lily and Marshall look at the laptop with mouths agape, video keeps playing while everyone watches and makes comments.



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